Something ghastly occurred last night.
You see, my owner lets me roam abroad,
I know it's wrong but I get bored.
So if I don't look my usual collected self,
don't demonstrate my usual charismatic stealth,
bear with me as I gather and regain my cool,
after falling into our neighbours pool.
There was awful confusion, and it went way beyond,
their complaint, I was found in their fish pond!
How was I to know the difference, tell me? please!
between a giant fish pond, or the South China seas?
Tushie 1/12/12
