Sam was a good guy, but he often did wrong.
He didn't mean any harm, he was simply a nong.
He gambled all his money, drank it all too,
his wife had, had enough and said "To hell with you!"
She packed Sam's bags, golf clubs and all,
and left them standing in the long dark hall.
When the unsuspecting man, came home that night,
he'd lost all his money, and was clearly very tight.
He staggered and stumbled, over all his packed gear,
even though he was drunk, it was still vaguely clear,
his wife had, had enough, so he said "What the heck!
I'll stand on my own two feet" then he fell and broke his neck.
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Patsy 2015 |